over 18's only

[snoopy]

My friend told me a story of when she went to a wedding. The bride and groom had gone up to their room to get changed during the evening (the wedding and reception were in the hotel they were staying at) They had been gone for some time, and needless to say there was a bit of banter about what they were getting up to going on.

Apparently the bride had not eaten all day because she was so nervous, so when they got to their room she decided she was hungry and ordered a chicken mayonaise house sandwich. Realising they had been in their room ages waiting for room service, the bride wolfed the sarnie down and they ran back to the reception.

With delight they were welcomed. Particularly as the bride returned to the reception hall with a big dollop of an unkown white creamy substance dribbled around her mouth!!!!!

[goatee]

I feel cleansed. That story was so much worse than mine

Can somebody please lift the tone in this place

[glitter]

oh my god thats soooo funny

[UKWeddingBelles]

I have decided to turn a blind eye to this area of the forums

[Wenlee]

note to self: no mayonaise

[curlytoes]

lol mayonaise

must have been obvious it wasn't really anything other than mayo tho

[macca]

note to self: no mayo

[christie]

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