weird wedding

[wheeler]

I went to a wedding with my fiance who is not close to his family. he was an usher and i found myself on the top table even though this day was the first that i had met the bride and groom. Everyone was saying what a lovely couple they made as they were both so old fashioned (they had met at a ballroom dancing class and they were both in their 20's)

I became suspicious when i found out the bridesmaid was the brides sister (i knew the bridesmaid from a job i had previously and to be honest she was an utter slapper) I found it strange that one sister was a hussy and the other pure as the driven snow.

About 3 months went passed and little miss pure as driven snow had left her new husband!!! diaries that she left behind reveiled that she was

a) a lesbian
b) after his money

I feel really sorry for the groom who despit being a bit of a geek is a nice guy, but despite my concerns on the day I still think this girl could become a professional actress because she played the part well.

Also her brother who was best man proposed to his girlfriend while he made the speech on the day, and by the time lesbo and her husband came back from their honeymoon it was all over between the brother best man and his lady

BEST WEDDING EVER

[gholman]

sounds like an episode from Eastenders!!

I love weddings I do!!